Sticky Icky Ricky
Sticky Icky Ricky comes to the Raiders and resurrects his career. This looks like a classic Al Davis Raider move waiting to happen.
Consider:
Sticky Icky Ricky is a misfit
He's available cheap
He already said he wish he "could be a Raider"
He has won a Heisman
He is strange dude
Sticky Icky is almost legal in Oakland
It would be a PR circus
In addition, Jordan is the worst RB in the AFC West, he is horrible blocker and has the worst hands in the league. We know Sticky Icky Ricky can catch with those sticky icky fingers. I remember comparing him to Bo when during his Heisman year and wishing he would be a Raider. Be careful what you wish for... Sticky Icky Ricky is strange but also special.
What I don't like about Sticky Icky Ricky is that he broke the cardinal rule of team camaraderie and commitment and quit the day before camp screwing the whole organization for the year. So even if he comes in as a cheap backup to Jordan, we all know he probably will take the starting position away from Jordan.
It leaves a bad taste in my mouth to demote one of our best team leaders in Jordan for a quitter. I wouldn't be comfortable going to battle with Sticky Icky Ricky but Jordan is the type of leader that before he points a finger at you he points three at himself. You know Jordan is going to give you everything he has.
With Sticky Icky Ricky we don’t even know if he is going to take off his helmet. He might drive around town with his helmet on for all we know…
And then he is going to realize that the Sticky Icky is almost legal in Oakland. For those not familiar with Oakland there is a street a quarter mile away from the coliseum named High St and you can buy pot there on the street!!! Everybody knows this; Nobody cares. The local residents passed a law a few years ago that stated that marijuana use was not a priority and now doctors are able to prescribe pot for medicinal use.
I can see it now Sticky Icky Rickey living in a hemp house in Berkeley becoming the new poster boy for the legalization of pot and opening his own pot club. There is already a Raider bar named Rickeys now there would be chain of pot clubs Sticky Icky Rickeys.
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Consider:
Sticky Icky Ricky is a misfit
He's available cheap
He already said he wish he "could be a Raider"
He has won a Heisman
He is strange dude
Sticky Icky is almost legal in Oakland
It would be a PR circus
In addition, Jordan is the worst RB in the AFC West, he is horrible blocker and has the worst hands in the league. We know Sticky Icky Ricky can catch with those sticky icky fingers. I remember comparing him to Bo when during his Heisman year and wishing he would be a Raider. Be careful what you wish for... Sticky Icky Ricky is strange but also special.
What I don't like about Sticky Icky Ricky is that he broke the cardinal rule of team camaraderie and commitment and quit the day before camp screwing the whole organization for the year. So even if he comes in as a cheap backup to Jordan, we all know he probably will take the starting position away from Jordan.
It leaves a bad taste in my mouth to demote one of our best team leaders in Jordan for a quitter. I wouldn't be comfortable going to battle with Sticky Icky Ricky but Jordan is the type of leader that before he points a finger at you he points three at himself. You know Jordan is going to give you everything he has.
With Sticky Icky Ricky we don’t even know if he is going to take off his helmet. He might drive around town with his helmet on for all we know…
And then he is going to realize that the Sticky Icky is almost legal in Oakland. For those not familiar with Oakland there is a street a quarter mile away from the coliseum named High St and you can buy pot there on the street!!! Everybody knows this; Nobody cares. The local residents passed a law a few years ago that stated that marijuana use was not a priority and now doctors are able to prescribe pot for medicinal use.
I can see it now Sticky Icky Rickey living in a hemp house in Berkeley becoming the new poster boy for the legalization of pot and opening his own pot club. There is already a Raider bar named Rickeys now there would be chain of pot clubs Sticky Icky Rickeys.
www.RaiderRaza.com
posted by Raider Raza at Sunday, January 01, 2006
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